Operation Yellow Elephant has a few gems from Dear Leader:
See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda.
Greece, New York, May 24, 2005
I went to the Congress last September and proposed fundamental -- supplemental funding, which is money for armor and body parts....
Erie, PA, September 4, 2004
Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.
Washington, DC, August 5, 2004
I'm the commander -- see, I don't need to explain -- I do not need to explain why I say things. That's the interesting thing about being the president. Maybe somebody needs to explain to me why they say something, but I don't feel like I owe anybody an explanation.
Crawford, TX, August 20, 2002
Should be a big hit in the "red" states, eh?