Tuesday, March 27, 2007

DC needs a new motto

I guess its extreme image makeover time at the Belly of the Beast. The suggestions are generally amusing. If I had a couple suggestions they'd look something like this:

DC: Death Cult

DC: Deadly Capitalism

I'm not exactly much for PR, as you might guess. From some comments, a few DC slogans I like:
WHERE IT’S ALWAYS 1984

Geneva Conventions? We don’t need no stinkin Geneva Conventions.

“Mordor-on-the-Potomac”

War is Peace
Freedom is Slavery
Ignorance is Strength

Washington D.C.: Bill of Rights Free Zone
You get the idea. The whole concern over a new city motto seems peculiar at a time when the US government is waging wars of aggression, torturing people, raiding the piggy bank, and turning the nation into a police state. Nah - we wouldn't want folks thinking about any of that, now would we.

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