Wednesday, January 2, 2008

So, you wanna Top Ten List?

Mickey Z's got yer Top Ten List right here:

Top Ten Reasons to Vote Democrat in November:
1. Everything changed on 9/11
2. Republicans are evil
3. You’re picky about which lies you opt to believe
4. If you don’t vote, you have no right to complain...right?
5. Republicans are mean
6. Voting for Hillary or Obama would prove once and for all that you are truly more liberal and open-minded than your Republican brother-in-law
7. Republicans are stupid
8. Ralph Nader is still an egomaniac
9. Republicans hate us because we’re free
10. You’re certifiably insane
Bonus reason: You’re the type of person who’d shoot yourself in the head to cure a migraine.
I hear enough of reason #4 to make me want to retch. Since I live in one of those states that makes it practically impossible for one to vote for anyone other than a Donklephant, and since write-ins are not allowed, I have to look outside of the electoral "system."

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